DAY 24 OF THE CHRIS PURCHASE JOKE ADVENT CALENDAR 2019I wanted the final entry into this advent calendar to be something a little more memorable than all of the others, this has been the closing speech for my show “20 Sided Dice” every performance this month.The world is a dark place. We can spend our entire lives bitter and jealous, frightened, blaming everyone but ourselves for how we feel or we can spend every second we’ve got trying to make it better for others because in the end that’s what matters. You can’t change everything, you can’t even change the world, but you can make a few people’s lives better for tiny amounts of time and if we all did that then the world would change. You don’t matter in the huge scheme of things but you do matter to everyone around you and they matter to you. Let’s go into 2020 knowing that we are all going to do our best to help every chance we get and in every way we can. I know you can do it ChrisPians because I’ve seen you already doing it.Thank you so much for helping make 2019 one of the best years of my life. It’s been a privilege to share my material with you.Now let’s overeat, spread joy and listen to the same ten songs over and over again while wearing silly hats. Merry Christmas to all of you!