TWITCH!

I really should promote my Twitch channel more here as I realised I hadn't told you all about it. Every single day I'm on Twitch doing all sorts of different shows. Check out the schedule below and click on the pic to head on over and follow me for all sorts of chaos!

Getting back to running

YAAR THE FITNESS PIRATE IS BACK! It's -5 and slippery as hell but for three months off I'm happy with that time."I laid my armour out the night before, I could already feel the demon crawling around the edges of my mind trying to weaken my resolve for the battle tomorrow. It would take full…Read more Getting back to running

Joke Advent Calendar 2020

Thanks to everyone that's shared, liked, retweeted and commented on this year's joke advent calendar. It's always intimidating to write hundreds of jokes in a month and pick out the ones you think people will like when you've only had your family to test them out on, I'm always overwhelmed by how many people get…Read more Joke Advent Calendar 2020

How to support a creative

If it was up to me I'd never have anything to do with money, I'd never ask anyone for it or try to earn it. What I'd prefer is being a traveling troubadour, asking only for food for the night and a warm place to stay but unfortunately my kids are allergic to hay and…Read more How to support a creative

MASKS!!!

You can now buy your own "Opinions Aren't Facts" masks made by little old me! Click on the images below to go to the shop!

The Exorcism of Trump

Tonight 8.30pm on YouTube and then 9.30pm on Twitch I am dedicating my two Sunday shows to the exorcism of Trump, his sins and new hope for the future. I can't wait! Youtube.com/c/chrispurchase or Twitch.tv/thatchrispg for something a bit more interactive!

Two Live Shows every Sunday night

Tonight you can choose what flavour of live show you want. 8.30pm on YouTube you have "Sunday Night" a comedy news roundup or head over to Twitch at 9.30pm for "Neon Apocalypse" a huge explosion of positive chaos. Whatever you choose we're going to have a lot of fun, push the energy through the roof…Read more Two Live Shows every Sunday night

World Mental Health Day

I felt like, with mental health, both good and bad, defining a huge portion of my life and identity I needed to post today. I thought about posting all of the bad things that had happened when I was at my worst, the way I'd been treated by people I thought cared about me, the…Read more World Mental Health Day

HOW I LOST THE WEIGHT LIVE

Right so here's the big announcement I mentioned. I'm doing my first ever subscribers only event a week from today. Since losing over ten stone, a lot of you have asked for videos on how I lost all the weight and then kept it off, not just the physical aspects of it but also the…Read more HOW I LOST THE WEIGHT LIVE

Sunday Night’s show!

I'm having today off from everything so if you could spread the word that'd be lovely. As always Sunday Night will be a comedy news roundup with opinions from you and jokes from me. 8.30pm at https://youtu.be/6rPbi9CSxzk then twitch.tv/thechrispurchase at 9.30pm