Brexit and other tasty breakfast treats

Brexit, the stupid name given to a decision we shouldn’t have to make. I know a lot of people will disagree with me and suggest that this is a great example of democracy and to those people I say “WE AS A COUNTRY CAN NOT BE TRUSTED! WE VOTED IN THE TORIES!”. I’m not saying we’re all stupid and don’t know what’s best for us, I’m saying there is solid evidence that we’re stupid and don’t know what’s best for us.

I’ve said this all before on a video so rather than reading words on a page watch and listen to them fall out of my mouth like cake crumbs at an 11 year old’s birthday party I managed to sneak in to:

Essentially I’m saying vote Remain but only because we don’t want to give any more power to people who have proven that the only thing they do with it is make their friends richer and the vulnerable deader.

Also to lighten the mood here’s some jokes I wrote to offer as a sacrifice to you guys for all the posts I haven’t made in the last year, this is being rectified and you can expect to see a regular blog here again.

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(Thanks to Richard Wood for taking those great photos of me at Cardiff Glee)

MORE FREE SWEETS!

In this job I meet a lot of absolutely wonderful people and sometimes I get to share how wonderful these people are! Today I am doing another tasty giveaway with treats donated by Truly Scrumptious!

So do you want to win this lovely hamper of retro sweets?

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All you have to do is take a picture of your face doing something silly and tweet it to me @chrispurchase and to Truly Scrumptious @Wonkatastic and the silliest face will win these wonderful sugary snacks. Unfortunately the competition is only open to people in the UK, sorry rest of the world. Winners will be announced on October 1st.

To start you off here’s my silly face

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Or my been in a serious accident face. Yout choose.

Last chance to win the sweets!

So the day has come to announce the winner of this wonderful sweet bouquet

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You’ve got two hours left until the end of the competition. You do want sweets don’t you? !

Of course you do!

All you have to do is tell us what your favourite sweet is and why then share this article on Facebook or Twitter, easy! The funniest answer will be the winner. Just add your answer to the comments below plus your email (otherwise we can’t contact the winner!), Unfortunately we can only deliver inside the UK so apologies to all my international readers.

Don’t forget to follow myself and Truly Scrumptious on twitter so we can see all the sharing amazings!

Apologies

Sorry for the lack of blog I will be back and blogging again by the end of the day. Many holiday adventures have been had. Until then here’s a link to the horrible news about Ben Affleck being the new Batman after his amazing job being Daredevil.

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If they wanted to kill the franchise they could have just left it at the last Bat-movie with the squeaky breath of Tom Hardy’s Bane still tickling our ears. Looks like the great Adam West is supporting Batfleck but then so is Val Kilmer and we all know how that turned out.

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(Have you ever seen Val Kilmer and Mickey Rourke in the same room?)

There’s still a chance to enter our free sweet giveaway here.

FREE SWEETS!

Some of you already know, you little social media fiends you, but today I have the absolute pleasure to announce that I am now sponsored by the lovely ladies at the Truly Scrumptious Boutique !!

I met them when I performed at Boardmasters earlier this month and we decided that we both had the same goal, spreading fun and happiness, so we should combine our forces and spread the amazings!

So what better way to start this beautiful relationship than to give away some free sweets!

Do you want to have this awesome bouquet of tasty treats delivered to your home free of charge?

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Of course you do!

All you have to do is tell us what your favourite sweet is and why then share this article on Facebook or Twitter, easy! The funniest answer will be the winner. Just add your answer to the comments below plus your email (otherwise we can’t contact the winner!), Unfortunately we can only deliver inside the UK so apologies to all my international readers.

Don’t forget to follow myself and Truly Scrumptious on twitter so we can see all the sharing amazings!

I’ll announce the winner on Monday 2nd September because everyone needs some happiness on an autumn Monday.

GOOD LUCK!