One of my jokes appears in the Poke again alongside other hilarious individuals
Get your chocolate, your drinks and settle in for Easter Sunday’s weekly dose of news and topical humour from me “Live from his dining room” this week I will be broadcasting simultaneously on Facebook and YouTube live so sign up for the event at the link below
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DISTRACTATHON DAY 12 – Trying to get a job in isolation
Another sketch to distract you at this rubbish time!
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DISTRACTATHON DAY 10 – F the Poor
Making sketches in my dining room using just my phone during the outbreak to distract us from the badness. If you’re liking these sketches share them
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We’re at Day 4 of my Distractathon and the UK government announced all schools will be closed from Monday indefinitely. I realise it’s getting worse here in Britain but I refuse to let that stop me from producing things to help all of us get through this. Today we have a new sketch with Connor McGuigan, Sports Reporter, a new “I Fight Demons” mental health video and tonight at 7pm I’ll be live streaming the first part of my new novel “Erebonia: The Reality Gambit” which is the first book ever to be written daily, read to an audience then the next part written from suggestions from the audience which you can tune into here at 7pm click this link. I may have taken on too much.
First up, the news!
and if that’s rattled you a bit too much here’s the next in my serious mental health series “I Fight Demons”
And if you’ve enjoyed any of that I’d really appreciate it if you tipped me with a coffee
For today’s distraction I present to you Lady Daisy Chain and her special area
Just a reminder that I’ll be doing a new sketch every day and if you’re enjoying them I’d love you to tip me with a coffee
Today we have my friend Darren giving you his top tips for getting through the end of the world in the comedy series “Apocalypse Wow”, a new episode of my podcast “Who Gives A Sh*t” and finally a new video in my mental health series “I Fight Demons”. Enjoy!
Who Gives A Sh*t with Chris Purchase – Season 3, Episode 1. The Lockdown, please check it out
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It’s been a while, this seems to be how I always start these posts, It’s been a while and I’m sorry that it’s been so long. But as it’s Christmas, and like the crazy uncle who always smells of whiskey and stuffs fivers into your hands saying “don’t tell your mum”, I thought I’d show up again. What a year. What a goddam crazy year for me. At the end of this year I’m 35% less of the person I was at the beginning. I’ve lost 9 stone in total (how I did it is here), been signed to an agency, been a UK and International finalist in comedy awards I was nomiated for, gone viral a bunch and learned that Quorn is ground up mushroom. What a ride. I mean mushroom is pretty meaty on it’s own, why grind it up? Just eat mushrooms, fry them with butter or coconut oil, add garlic, delicious. I keep promising to update this blog more regularly but I’m never really sure what you want to read, there’s nearly 10,000 of you so it’s hard to please all of you. I’ve come to the conclusion that instead of being weird and picky about it I’m just going to post everything. Stories, pictures, videos, dates of stuff coming up, everything. Then you can decide. If at the end of next year there’s less of you than now maybe we’ll change it but really I’m sure there’s going to be more. I’ve been doing a joke advent calendar for the whole of December. Some of you will have seen these before in my other social media, some will have seen them when they went viral but I’m sticking all of them up here now so you’ve all definitely seen them straight from source. Enjoy
Here’s a recent video of me at the Hot Water comedy club doing some of my newer material, enjoy