DISTRACTATHON DAY 14! New Sketch and more!

If you saw last night’s show and still want more then you’re in luck because I’ve got loads of stuff for you today. First up a new sketch “Eating in the lockdown” (you’ll need to go full screen)

New podcast episode of Who Gives A Sh*t Season 3 Episode 3 – Empathy, empathy they’ve all got it empathy, please check it out
https://www.podbean.com/ea/pb-ue3uc-d7a88f

And finally episode 14 of my mental health series “I Fight Demons” about paranoia and accepting it

Live from my dining room

Today I performed a full comedy special from my dining room to just my phone with my audience on facebook live. No feedback, no laughs or applause just myself, a mic and my dining room.

It was amazing.

As of now thousands have watched it. I did it for free with an optional tip but so many people paid that I got emotional. The rush of doing something like that with no safety net was incredible. If you’d like to watch it all (with breaks cut out) check it out below. If you’ve enjoyed it consider tipping me with a coffee

https://ko-fi.com/chrispurchase

DISTRACTATHON DAY 8!

As usual another daily dose of things to distract you from all the bad stuff happening at the moment, as always if you enjoy my stuff I’d love you to tip me with a coffee https://ko-fi.com/chrispurchase

NEW COMEDY SKETCH! The rich kids of Instagram Pandemic Edition

THE DISTRACTATHON CONTINUES! It’s Monday which means it’s a new “Who Gives A Sh*t” episode! Like and subscribe! https://www.podbean.com/ea/pb-vipur-d7154d

iTunes/Apple users – https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/who-gives-a-sh-t-with-chris-purchase/id1416279545?mt=2

Also there’s a new “I Fight Demons!” Episode up

DISTRACTATHON DAY 4!

We’re at Day 4 of my Distractathon and the UK government announced all schools will be closed from Monday indefinitely. I realise it’s getting worse here in Britain but I refuse to let that stop me from producing things to help all of us get through this. Today we have a new sketch with Connor McGuigan, Sports Reporter, a new “I Fight Demons” mental health video and tonight at 7pm I’ll be live streaming the first part of my new novel “Erebonia: The Reality Gambit” which is the first book ever to be written daily, read to an audience then the next part written from suggestions from the audience which you can tune into here at 7pm click this link. I may have taken on too much.

First up, the news!

and if that’s rattled you a bit too much here’s the next in my serious mental health series “I Fight Demons”

And if you’ve enjoyed any of that I’d really appreciate it if you tipped me with a coffee

https://ko-fi.com/chrispurchase

It’s been a while

It’s been a while, this seems to be how I always start these posts, It’s been a while and I’m sorry that it’s been so long. But as it’s Christmas, and like the crazy uncle who always smells of whiskey and stuffs fivers into your hands saying “don’t tell your mum”, I thought I’d show up again. What a year. What a goddam crazy year for me. At the end of this year I’m 35% less of the person I was at the beginning. I’ve lost 9 stone in total (how I did it is here), been signed to an agency, been a UK and International finalist in comedy awards I was nomiated for, gone viral a bunch and learned that Quorn is ground up mushroom. What a ride. I mean mushroom is pretty meaty on it’s own, why grind it up? Just eat mushrooms, fry them with butter or coconut oil, add garlic, delicious. I keep promising to update this blog more regularly but I’m never really sure what you want to read, there’s nearly 10,000 of you so it’s hard to please all of you. I’ve come to the conclusion that instead of being weird and picky about it I’m just going to post everything. Stories, pictures, videos, dates of stuff coming up, everything. Then you can decide. If at the end of next year there’s less of you than now maybe we’ll change it but really I’m sure there’s going to be more. I’ve been doing a joke advent calendar for the whole of December. Some of you will have seen these before in my other social media, some will have seen them when they went viral but I’m sticking all of them up here now so you’ve all definitely seen them straight from source. Enjoy