Tonight 8.30pm on YouTube and then 9.30pm on Twitch I am dedicating my two Sunday shows to the exorcism of Trump, his sins and new hope for the future. I can't wait! Youtube.com/c/chrispurchase or Twitch.tv/thatchrispg for something a bit more interactive!
Well hasn't 2016 been one massive panic attack. Everytime I get a "Breaking News" notification on my phone I panic that David Attenborough has died and we're now living in a post Attenborough world. That's a bit fucked up isn't it? That I'm more worried that David Attenborough has died than nuclear war has been…Read more The World’s paper bag
This is all I've got America. You really fucked up this time but at least we know why no time travellers go back to kill Hitler now it's because they waste all their time travelling crystals trying to go back and kill Trump only to fail as they're bombarded by bullshit. 2016 what's next? Will…Read more You blew it up
I've wanted to write this blog for a couple of days but I've been sick, like really really sick. When I say sick I mean from both ends while screaming sick, both ends while screaming and drafting my will sick. It's been horrendous, graphic and emotionally haunting for all of my family and friends that…Read more The Trump/Clinton paradox
First off sorry about the lack of blogging, there are now over 5000 (closer to 10,000 including all the other places this goes) of you and it's ridiculous for me to leave it months without updating. I will be rectifying that. Thank you to everyone that's hung on though, I'll make sure it's worth it. (worth…Read more Being too social