SWORD FIGHTS! GOBLIN SLAYING! TAVERN SONGS! A JOKE ABOUT OPTIMUS PRIME! It’s an incredible full blooded geek experience fueled by health potions and niche nerd culture references!

The tour has already sold out in Manchester and Stony Stratford but don’t despair! You can catch me at one of the other 5 dates over December! Tickets are £10 and you can find the link by going to and choosing the town and date (apologies for it not being an automated link but wordpress is causing an error for those so you’ll have to copy and paste)


Due to an overwhelming amount of requests for a tour date in my home town I’ve booked one! Saturday December 7th in a great little room behind a cool music shop I’ll be performing “20 Sided Dice”. Tickets are £10 and super limited to 25 seats (which are already going fast) you can grab them here

For all other dates visit



In December Ignacio Lopez and myself will be performing a DOUBLE FEATURE SHOWCASE across the country. Ignacio will be presenting his Festive Comedy Fiesta and I will, obviously, be performing 20 Sided Dice. It’s going to be hilarious, high energy and bloody fun. I’m even getting t-shirts made for people to buy if they want to. Tickets are now on sale in Manchester, Stony Stratford (Milton Keynes), Nottingham, Beeston, Chesterfield, Newport and Swansea. What an amazing Christmas present for yourself! They’re already selling so grab some now:

For Stony Stratford you have to use this link – BUY TICKETS HERE

Thank you ChrisPians!

FUCK MY DICE THAT WAS INCREDIBLE! A complete sell out for the first ever performance of “20 Sided Dice” at the Nottingham Comedy Festival and it was amazing, easily the best hour show I’ve ever written and the audience was so good. Thank you to everyone that came out, you really made it a perfect night for me. I can’t wait to keep touring this show. I’m on such a high right now! A stand-up show about Dungeons and Dragons and how it’s made my life better, I never thought I’d be able to do a show like this and it sold out! For everyone that came thank you again and I hope that tonight you, like me, will be killing some goblins.

Huge thank you to Taylor Saranic and Jen Bower for making it possible

If you’d like me to come to your city/town/hamlet/tavern and perform “20 Sided Dice” email me here

Here’s a little snippet for everyone that missed it

New show, new tour dates

I know I’ve been quiet, there’s thousands of you on here and I haven’t updated you in *checks last blog post* over a year?! Oh no! I am so sorry I’ve been out of touch however this is good news.

I have a new show, it’s a bit different, it’s funny but it’s also very geek culture heavy. I’m not going to sugar coat it, it’s about me and Dungeons and Dragons. Yes you heard me right, Dungeons and Dragons. There’s jokes, there’s niche geek references, there’s audience interaction but most importantly there’s dice. I may even take the piss out of Big Bang Theory. It’s called “Chris Purchase: Twenty Sided Dice” and it’s world premier is November 1st at the Nottingham Comedy Festival (ticket link) if you can’t make that don’t worry I’ll be doing it again on all over the country at some point.

More venues and dates to be announced but for now come see me in less than a month with a show I’ve been wanting to do my whole life.

(I do realise the ticket link directs to a different titled show but that’s on me and my indecisiveness)


No that is not a typo, this in itself is not a joke, I am in GQ’s Top 100 jokes. I am stunned, shocked and so so honoured to be in there. The company I’m in is insane, all of my heroes are there. Robin Williams, Eddie Izzard, Steve Martin etc etc all the Comedians I wanted to be when I grew up. I am humbled and delighted, this is the biggest thing to ever happen to me in my career. Go check it out for yourself:

GQs Top 100 jokes in the world